
Just two more weeks in paradise.
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For anyone who has been following along in my adventures from when I started my blog at the end of my stay in Costa Rica, then off to the The Sloth Sanctuary, and then now in Nicaragua, I am sure you are wondering…so what’s next? Well as “the wander” I guess not even I know the answer to that, but I do have the plan for what I will be doing in two weeks. Next week I will be finishing my classes for spanish at the university of UNAN, and I will be returning home for the holidays to sunny California…Sort of. I actually have plans to live and work in Lake Tahoe, California for the snow season! Anyone that knows me, knows that I am obsessed with the snow, snowboarding, and everything else that comes with it. So this new adventure should be a blast.
I guess it means I will be resettling into civilization. I will need to buy a car since Lake Tahoe is about 4 hours from my home in San Jose, California. I also need to move all of my stuff out of a friends garage, and move it either into a storage facility in San Jose, or bring it to my new apartment in South Lake Tahoe. For anyone that was wondering, don’t worry, I will still be continuing my blog. I will be sharing my stories of living in the snow, as well as catching up on some long over due stories and adventures from my year and a half living in the beach town of Tamarindo, Costa Rica. While I am super excited to be living in California again, I definitly have some nerves about adjusting to the cold, to a regular schedule, and to living in my snowy paradise! I wanted to share some of my favorite and interesting moments of Nicaragua that I never will forget, before I finish up my time in one of the most beautiful country on earth.

The water tanks all over Nicaragua, kind of an eye sore if you ask me, but its that or bathing in a tub.
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1. The water in Nicaragua will not be missed. Of course they have come a long way from dengue, malaria outbreaks, and now have a great supply of clean drinking water; however, Nicaragua still gets a limited supply of water each day. This huge tank is in each persons yard and once your water is empty, you need to wait for it to refill at night. If you’re lucky you have a pump that helps you use every last drop with full pressure, rather then the usual trickle that you get once the tank is low. I have to say I will not miss having to turn the pump on…or even worse, when you are in the shower, and you have forgotten to turn it on(the switch is in the back yard). It is kind of like taking a shower underneath a water filter attached to your sink at home, one drop at a time. Ha, oh regular showers, I can’t wait!

The modern day “Suicide Shower”
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2. Speaking of showers, have any of you ever used a “suicide shower”? Ha…Imagine an electronic shower head that is plugged in to an outlet above your head. Usually in hostels and cheap hotels these are the absolute worse. Wires are hanging out haphazardly and to adjust the heat you need to touch the shower head (while plugged in to the wall) and you get a nice solid shock through your hand and up your arm. If you are smart you will use a plastic shampoo bottle to adjust the shower head to avoid the jolt, or even better ajust the temprature before you are soaking wet! Luckily this suicide shower didn’t have the electronic cables dangling in the stream of water, so I didn’t have to deal with the electrocution every morning. Only problem is, this country has its electrical outlet conveniently located next to where the shower head is plugged in…which means I was having to charge my electrical toothbrush in the plug next to my TV. That was until during a storm, a surge of electricity melted my charger and fried my toothbrush… Oh third world problems…you get me everytime!

What these death traps usually look like!
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Check out one of my favorite blog writers Johnny Vagabond’s account of a suicide shower in Guatamala…Happy to know these little death traps are located all over Central America!
3. Laundry day. Imagine if you had to wash your laundry by hand. No, not just your delicates, or those fancy shirts that have a label that says “handwash only.” I mean all of your clothes, and throw in your towels, sheets, and anything else you would normally put in the wash. Lucky for me, our house has Dona Indiana, and she does all the washing for us. Talk about working your hands to the bone! Could you imagine washing all of your clothes on this thing! I don’t like laundry day when all it means is throwing your close in the washer adding a cup of soap, and waiting for the buzzer so you can put them in the dryer. Thank goodness for Dona Indie because I could not do this everyday.

Typical washer in Nicaragua
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4. Guess what!?! Not only do you have to wash all your clothes here by hand, but you also need to dry them. If it is a rainy day, that means you hang them in the shade and hope that they stay dry during the storm. Another bummer of not having a dryer: means you need to iron everything! You can’t just throw a shirt the dryer for a minute to freshen it up, everything needs to be ironed. Screw being a housewife in this country!

The never ending cycle of laundry in Nicaragua.
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5. The siesta. I had heard about these so called mid day naps, little did I know they would become a necessity in my daily life! Now that I am accustomed to coming home, having a nice hot lunch waiting for me, and my hammock just calling out to me, I can’t imagine a day without my two-hour break from life, to read, write, watch T.V. or of course just sleep. Everywhere in the world just needs to embrace the magic of the “siesta” and every house should have a hammock for these very occasions! Siesta…you will be greatly missed!

The Corn Islands was one of my favorite locations for a siesta.
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6. The trademark infrindgments are out of control in Nicaragua. Whatever you buy on the street you just know without an once of doubt, that it is a knock off of the real brand. Without any laws or anyone to enforce such rules the country of Nicaragua is laiden with stolen brand names and logos from U.S. products. Bootlegged DVDS, purses, Ray-bans, and even stores like The Apple Store, and shoes using the REAL logo just glued in. As a marketing major I know this is a real problem for the actual name brand being portrayed, however as a regular person…I just think its hilarious!

Next time you paint a Coca Cola logo on your store you should probably not drink so much before hand.
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7. The bugs, oh the bugs, how you will be missed. Throughout my blog I have shared some of the many bugs, and reptiles of Nicaragua and Costa Rica, and I still just love how out of control they are…Literally, like right out of a kids worst nightmare. Luckily, I only had two bad run ins with scorpians, a bagillion mosquito bites: sans the dengae, and of course a few hundred jelly fish stings. Other then that my time in Central America has been more to enjoy the insects rather then to be terrified by them. None the less, always a fun thing to catch on film!

Carnivorous tarantulas in Corn Islands, Nicaragua
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A spotted dart frog in the Caribbean of Costa Rica
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A massive Iguana at Sueno Del Mar in Tamarindo
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A neon green lizard at Sueno Del Mar, Tamarindo Costa Rica
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This little guy did not get his stinger on me this time! At Sharky’s in Tamarindo Costa Rica
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Oh jelly fish, you can be quite the asshole!
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8. The food, how bittersweet you are to me. The issue is, in this warm tropical paradise, that many of the foods include rice, beans, tortillas, cheese, tons of butter, and of course beer and rum. The vegetarian salad lover that I am, has definitely enjoyed my fair share of indulgences on this extended vacation; however, upon returning to real life in the states I will resume my more healthy leafy green diet that I prefer. Not that I didn’t love putting on every last pound while I was here, I will be happy to get back to my salads and vegetables! Good bye “vacation love handles” you will NOT be missed!

Cocoa is a typical breakfast drink=a milkshake, with some eggs, gallo pinto, tortillas, and a loaf of cheese.
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9. Flor de Cana…While I know you have also been the culprit of my extra pounds during my extended “Nicaraguan Vacation” I can’t bare to leave you to blame. You are a deliciously sweet rum, able to be purchased by the bottle at any local bar or restaurant for about $12. When I return to California to pay $8 per drink, I will indeed miss the good times we had in Nicaragua. My delicious Nicaraguan rum…You were so good to me.

At the Apoyo Lagoon, relaxing with good ol Flor De Cana
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10. And lastly, I will miss the adventures. In Central America you have waterfalls, lakes, beaches, volcanos, trails, surfing, hiking, paddleboarding, tubing, ATVing, culture, adventure, and litterally anything else you could imagine. Don’t get me wrong, I do miss snowboarding and mountain biking in Tahoe so I am excited to get back to all of that, but I have to say that the adventures that await you in Nicaragua and Costa Rica are indeed endless! Thank you Nicaragua for all of the good times. I know I have two more weeks left, and few more great memories to be made, I just wanted to say thank for all of the good times you gave me!! Until next time, Happy Wandering.

Soaking up some sunshine in Corn Island, Nicaragua
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Hanging out in “The Tunnel” on the Mombacho Volcano
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Hiking up and snowboarding down Cerro Negro, Nicaragua
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Visiting the volcanic islands of Ometepe
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Tubing through Lake Granada.
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The inaugural national game of the Boers!
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Swimming in the Apoyo volcano.
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Daniella King is a California girl, traveling the world not to accomplish anything in particular, but to instead relish in the beauty that each new destination has to offer.